Heaven and Hell...

My english literature sir declares to the class...
"i am an athiest! i dont believe in God and i dont believe in Heaven and Hell"
" who believes in heaven and hell here???"
I raised my hand..as being the only 'Christian' in class
he stared at me and asked...
"all rite..tell me where is heaven and hell???"
"sir... heaven is above the earth and hell is below the earth"
" ok...let me prove to u that u are wrong"
he then drew an earth on the board and said...
"according to the rule of gravity...we are standing vertically on earth so if u say dat heaven is above u and hell is below u...then what abt the person livin on the oppsite side of the earth? for him heaven is on da opposite side of u and hell the other side... so where is heaven and hell"
i looked up at him again and prayed silently and said...
"sir... i said heaven is above the earth and hell is below the earth...they are not above me or below me...so it really dosent matter where on earth i am standing..."
he then looked at me aggitated and sat down on his chair and said being furious...
" ok..i hope u go to ur heaven and i go to my hell!!! "
he then just got up and walked off....
so..... WHERE IS HEAVEN AND HELL??? any clue?

First DAY!!!

Yello!!!! guess wat?!?!?! i finally attended my first day of uni!!! no isnt dat exciting....well not really...we were ment to be there at 7:30am (mad ppl) and when i actually got there, i found out that classes wont begin untill next week. so with high dissapointment, i came back home and i get a call from my friend dat it is starting tomorow...i cursed da place saying how unorganised!!!
well so yeah i did have my first day and it was good actually....we had our first eng class and guess wat??? our teacher walks in smokin and stikin of boose...wat an impression he left on me...'first impression is last impression'......BLAH!!!
well well that class was dat. then we didnt have a class untill 2pm so we had abt 4 hours on our hands to know eachother basically...yeah da class has da most sweetest gurls and they were shocked to find out that i was a Christian...i wonder if dat is so hard to tell...i do 'look' Christian...dont i?? gosh i donno.....hmm then da class at 2 didnt take place coz it was da teacher's b'day and she told us to bring a cake for her....weired i know...but yeah da bottom line...i had a really weired but a really nice experience...its sumthin new happening here and i just hope dat you all continue to pray for me coz u know i just have to study on my own here....
and the teachers are basically neva gonna turn up!
oh i had a psychology class!!! today dat was...and it was FUN!! hehehehe i learnt dat scientists experiment on 1000 rats before they can draw a conclusion which is only 20% correct.....man poor rats...lol.i think dis is one of da longest blogs i've written so far....dont worry there is more...
but later...so bye bye for now.....